Sometimes my favorite moments in Ghana are the moments when
it’s difficult to tell if I’m in Ghana or in Missouri. Sometimes it feels like the two very distant
contexts deserve recognition that can’t be captured in a signboard declaring
them sisters of some international or geographical order. Sometimes I think
the two contexts are sisters of the soul. On Friday night I went to a banquet
to celebrate the departure of two long term volunteers who worked
with an NGO I mingle with. For the most
part, it was an evening ever reminiscent of any banquet I’ve ever been to in my
hometown.
Did country music
play?
Of course it did.
Ghanaians LOVE country music. And they play the old stuff, not the new
stuff. Kenny Rogers, not Kenny Chesney. I often feel like writing Kenny Rogers
a letter letting him know he could make some good money (probably enough for at
least one more face lift) if he’d do a tour in Ghana. We heard some Kenny, some Dolly and one of my favorites, Amanda
(Waylon’s version).
Did we pray before we
ate?
We did even better. We prayed before and after our meal. Having
been raised a non-religious person, the pre-meal prayer at public events that
was quite common in my upbringing always left me vaguely uncomfortable. But thank goodness I was exposed to such
vague discomfort early in my formative years.
It’s prepared me for pre-and post-everything prayer in Ghana. On a recent bus ride my seat companion, in
the midst of a rather interesting discussion about hydroelectricity in Ghana,
grabbed my hand as the bus lurched forward to begin the journey. “Oh right, I thought. It’s time to pray.”
Did we eat meat and
weird, fat soused salads?
Indeed! Just like at home, no banquet is complete without a
meal that involves meat and salad concoctions (recipes found in any small town
church cookbook) that eliminate any of the nutritive value of the vegetables by
making some form of oil the prime ingredient.
In Missouri this is likely to be an oil/sugar combo (often in the form
of Miracle Whip or the generic derivative).
In Ghana this is a British ingredient called Salad Cream, a product of Heinz
UK that is maybe even more nutrient repelling than Miracle Whip.
Grilled guinea fowl and a cabbage and carrot salad doused in Salad Cream as well as a lettuce salad doused in Salad Cream AND Heinz baked beans. |
Did we play Bingo?
Did we ever. We
played for a table full of prizes. I
bought 5 cards, and in purchasing my 5 cards, the seller cautioned me that it
might be difficult to keep track of them during the game. I replied, with no false modesty, that I come
from the land of Bingo. Before I left
for Ghana I even purchased a Bingo dauber manufactured in Cleveland (surely the
Bingo mecca) at the weekly VFW sponsored Bingo evening in my hometown. I handled my cards just fine. My Ghanaian counterparts, new to Bingo,
caught on just fine as well. The Bingo
lingo was even humorously woven into the later events of the evening. During the money collection phase of the
evening (a box was passed to collect money for scholarships for girls), the
collectors reminded us that the best kind of charity begins at home. Upon hearing this, a man from the crowd
yelled out “Bingo!” I can so totally
picture that exact same thing happening in the cafeteria of my high
school. In fact, it might just have.
There were moments that were very specifically Ghanaian. For example, never have we ever danced the
Azonto at a banquet in Hermann, Missouri (though I really, really wish we would). Never, ever do we dance at banquets in Hermann, Missouri. In Hermann, Missouri dancing is an activity
best left to young people at school sponsored dances.
Dancing Azonto. This is an ongoing dance phenomenon originating in Ghana. It's pretty fun. Though I still can't proficiently dance Azonto. |
And what could I say was missing from the event? Mostly a Jello (gelatin or pudding) inspired
dessert.
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